Well one time I broke a tooth. Using my little Japanese/English phrase book I told the concierge at my hotel who took me to a local dentist. The dentist whacked a temporary filling in and via the concierge's rudimentary English told me to get it fixed when I got home.
The only thing he said to me directly, and with no trace of an accent mind you, was, "Open wide, please."
The only thing he said to me directly, and with no trace of an accent mind you, was, "Open wide, please."