[stephenr]

Sounds totally legit. Not at all a scam.

Edit: /s because some people need all the help they can get.

[thedangler]

You have no idea what you are talking about and stop telling people everything is scam because you have no idea what you are talking about.

[stephenr]

No, not "everything" is a scam.

Just random dudes posting comments "I can get you a [merchant] account" sounds extremely scam-y.

It's like a guy at a train station opening a coat and offering you a "Rolex".