[orpheansodality]

pairing is taking stories, it’s two people working on one task together.

[vikramkr]

So then he hasn't been taking zero, "literally zero" stories like the article says.

[sodapopcan]

The article said zero stories according to Jira.

This is, of course, rectifiable in Jira by allowing a ticket to have multiple people assigned to it.

...unless they aren't using Jira and some tool that doesn't allow this.