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> Does Microsoft Middle Manager 2.0 stop working in the presence of traffic cones?

That could be a benefit. Imagine being able to go dev shields up with just cones around your desk.

When it is time to innovate, surround yourself with cones.

"You haven't checked on your 'resources' in an hour, how is resource #4233 (Johnson) doing on that new feature?" -- funding borg consultcult front man

"I don't know, his cone shields are up, we can't get our needed hourly metrics" -- Microsoft Middle Manager 2.0