[dghughes]

Lobsters too. But they urinate from their eyes so it's a trade off.

[ben_w]

That's probably going to be a stretch goal for a crowd-funded biohacker at some point in the next decade.

[dwayne_dibley]

Spat my tea out.

[clarionbell]

otoh they have a shell so...

[RosanaAnaDana]

rejct monke, return to crab

[messe]

In other words, immortal or not, it’s cancer[1] either way.

(Also relevant: Carcinogenesis[2])

[1]: https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/cancer#Latin

[2]: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinogenesis