[NBJack]

I regret to inform you we have decided to replace you with a model. It's nothing personal, but we had such a good time training it on your comment history, and your replacement model offered us cookies. They're made with flour, sugar, and Windex, but their heart is in the right place.

More importantly, the new Clint is able to respond to 20 comments a minute, and engagement on the platform is going up!

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