[getwiththeprog]

Offer a certified Picard rating. The more bald one is, one gets a more % like Picard. You can sell these for a few bucks plus shipping.

Remember, baldness is evolution. You don't see apes on the internet do you?

[steve_adams_86]

I finally have a claim to being highly evolved.

[troyvit]

Sell mugs with the user's picture on them, in a captain's uniform.