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by getwiththeprog 1041 days ago
Offer a certified Picard rating. The more bald one is, one gets a more % like Picard. You can sell these for a few bucks plus shipping.

Remember, baldness is evolution. You don't see apes on the internet do you?

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I finally have a claim to being highly evolved.
Sell mugs with the user's picture on them, in a captain's uniform.