[thrashh]

What language would that be?

I've programmed in Java, Python, C, C#, TypeScript, VHDL, and some other languages and they all fucking suck in some way.

If it was up to me, I would pick the best parts of the languages/ecosystems and make a Frankenstein language.

And anyway in the end, it's never the language. It's the ecosystem. Just because you can run Java on .NET doesn't mean you should -- because almost no one else does it your way and it's not worth the trouble maintaining some weird approach very few people use. You're never going to get help from library authors when it doesn't work on your weird setup.