[rplnt]

Confusing and visually unpleasing (assuming that's what you meant by "pixel vomit") are two very distinct things. And it looka nothing like anything from 1993 or something you would describe using the word "pixel".

[TylerE]

It is possible to be unpleasant and non-confusing.

It is possible to be pleasant but confusing.

This is BOTH.

I think "pixel vomit" is perfectly descriptive of this jumble of confusing font sizes, similar-but-not-identical colors, no padding...anywhere.