Emi fulup gud dei, yumi 2 fela, tekim sol-water 1-eye fela, put im long postofis letahol blong praya-fela pasta-man, tel im:
"Sky islan twinky-twink planty-fela ia!"
This is from Ken Campbell, the UK's greatest populariser of what he called "wol wontok". https://ianlouisharris.com/tag/piotr-baumann/
It's a Ken Dodd joke, in pidgin. Original:
https://twitter.com/profdanslater/status/973184442566172678