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by 1point2 5204 days ago
Google: It's important X does not see our super secret servers, how best may we attain that, team?

Team: We suggest we co-locate with X and then turn the lights off - that way they can't see our super secret servers.

Google: Awesome idea!

Some time latter:

Co-Facility: Here come the gogglers with their head lamps, quick turn the lights off.

Co-Facility: They are gone, don't they look great with their LED lights, make a cool movie huh?

Co-Facility: Crikey, here come the X's, quick turn the lights on, oh man it's such a shame they don't have LED head lamps, they would look so cool if they did.