[andybak]

> Honestly, this is the really offensive part of the article.

I would argue that "Offensive" is either hyperbolic or you've used the wrong word.

> the idea that it's, in any way, shape, or form, useful is bafflingly laughable.

I don't know if it's useful because I never tried it. I might harbour my doubts but I'd like to find out. This is how I approach new things.