[nosebear]

>They need to know if you can write a custom k8s controller in Clojure to generate cronjobs that run k8s jobs that call AWS lambada to ingest data from elastic cakehole and inject it into substandard-IA random availability zone iceberg storage while a Annoying Notification is triggered via ANS to a Rickety Queue Storage sent to someone via Shaky Email Service that eventually ends up in someone's Junk Mail folder in O365 but contains a link to the insecure bucket with the entire company's payroll data in it.

:D LOL

As someone getting paid for exactly that, 1000 internets to you!