[1letterunixname]

I will not relocate and I will not commute to some subpar, noisy office where no one around is on my team.

If everything can't be done remotely, then there's a collaborative tech problem.

The other insanity is shared desks. Why even bother having an office if you're going to take away things from your employees? It and pointless penny pinch sends the message that you're no longer a cool place to work and nudging people to quit by stacking up the misery factor as high as possible to alleviate your guilt of doing more layoffs to keep profits high and salaries low.