[GloomyBoots]

I grew up so immersed in Catholicism that I was aware of Protestants but always thought they were a small minority (in America, to be clear). I didn’t hear the Protestant version until I was in my late teens, I think in a film. Even though I’m not a Catholic anymore, and on the rare occasion that I attend church it’s my wife’s Protestant one, this version always makes me feel like I’ve missed a step on a staircase.