[darkclouds]

> Bonus if you can do some kind of video steganography to transfer the data and have a 'real' call.

What you are suggesting would bring the proposed UK Online Safety Bill (OSB) into operation, and by virtue of the encoding/stenography means that GCHQ govt code crackers will be involved in what would be classed Police matters, not govt regulator aka OfCom matters, despite the UK govt suggesting its just a function of the regulator. The OSB also reads like it will extend beyond borders, simply on the grounds that it could be used in the UK.