[rightbyte]

Why would you buy canned apples without sugar or vinegar as conservatives in the first place?

The pure apple in a can can't last for long.

[ryneandal]

I hate to be the pedant, but I think you meant preservatives. I kept imagining Mitt Romney in a tub with sliced apples and it was unnerving to say the least

[rightbyte]

Sorry didn't mean to make your imagination run wild :/

[maksimur]

In many European languages preservative is the word for condom.