[schlowmo]

> Normal English: “Commuting to work”

> Death Metal English: “TRANSPORTATION OF THE WAGEBOUND UNTO THE NEXUS OF PERPETUAL QUOTIDIAN ENSLAVEMENT”

I can see that one play out very well in a job interview after realising that the job isn't as remote as promised.

[mcv]

It reminds me of that scene at a diner:

Waiter: Can I take your order?

Teenager: I wish to devour the unborn.

Parent: Eggs. He wants eggs.

[WesolyKubeczek]

The job is remote; there’s a catch, though, that you need to commute to its (sometimes very) remote location.

[owl57]

My current job involved a relocation to another country. Now I know how to call it: a very remote job. :)

[dspillett]

I need something for the opposite (WFH the majority of the time doesn't really work for me, the company is officially “hybrid” but with all the people I work with almost always elsewhere I'm just remote but in an office with a couple of people on other teams).