[JasonFruit]

After reading the article, I'm struck by a single thought: while that was imaginative and at points interesting, what did the writer actually say? It was a little like the sticky guy at the coffee shop who keeps talking, changing subject multiple times without finishing any, and won't let you get a word in edgewise: you like him well enough, but the conversation was for his own benefit, not yours.

[roughly]

I have a hard time using Google Maps when driving these days, especially on vacation - I prefer to take the scenic route, but google’s got no eye for it.