[bombcar]

You're fighting the wrong battle. The real galaxy brain move is to use a self-checkout and fuck up horribly so they have to send the staffer over anyway, and take ten times as long.

Then it appears on the balance sheet as a negative.

[anticensor]

Some stores might forcibly evict you by the power of guard (before finishing your purchases) if you do that.

[jacquesm]

I like your thinking.