[madaxe_again]

They feel they have nothing to hide. I find the “nothing to hide” argument baffling, as when they say this, I immediately ask them to tell me about their last sexual encounter, in graphic detail. After all, they’ve nothing to hide.

For some reason, they never do, and they usually get rather upset with me.

[jckahn]

Or simply ask for their bank account info and passwords. Surely there's nothing to hide with that!