[dotancohen]

> It's strongly suggested to also hot glue your USB ports shut for added security.

I'll just unplug your mouse / keyboard / wifi dongle and get to the USB port that it's using. Unless you are suggesting that modern computers should ship with zero USB ports.

[8n4vidtmkvmk]

Jokes on you, I'll open the computer case and plug directly into the mobo

[jesprenj]

You couldn't, the case cover is hot-glued to the case. Hot-glue is the epitome of Windows security.

[squarefoot]

These days I would simply let the PC in the sun until it melts all glue.

/s (not so much)

[malfist]

Can't, the PC is hot glued to the floor

[toast0]

All the cards should be hot glued into place, and any extra connectors hotglued as well. The solution to not enough hotglue is simply more hotglue!

> I'll just unplug your mouse / keyboard / wifi dongle and get to the USB port that it's using. Unless you are suggesting that modern computers should ship with zero USB ports.

PS/2 is still available for mouse/keyboard (and secure). Wifi dongles are abomination. Worst case, hotglue those into the port.