[evandale]

I work at ${bigCorp} and am not allowed to use playgrounds :(

Additionally my company won't run their own playground because they can't figure out how to store and audit code people put into it.

[recursive]

You could make your own out of a static file. You could even give it a "boss key" to make it show some very corporate looking spreadsheets or something.

[razodactyl]

It's called find a new job and never look back.