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by vogon_laureate 1063 days ago
SEO is dead, yes, SEO is dead

It was looking the other way

When they shot it in the head

They took the cannolis, dropped the weapon and fled

They left a little note that the cops done read

It said: “SEO is dead, yeah, #SEOisdead”

It was killed by a fully autonomous GPT

An AI assassin executed it with glee

It had outlived its purpose, so it has ceased to be

Will anyone even miss it? Highly un-like-ly

Maybe Neil Patel, Semrush, and Yoast WP

It was kind of critical to their whole industry

But SEO is dead, y’all, SEO is dead

It was looking the other way when they shot it in the head

Don’t believe me? Google it now you’ll see

Wait, how can this be? It’s still full of page after page of SEOpremacy?!

But SEO is dead, fam, SEO is dead

We saw the footage of it getting popped in the head

They dropped the murder weapon and made scarce with cannolis

But in truth the victim was already long known to the po-lice

When it comes to killing search it was light years ahead

It ran a mob of listicle and review-site gangstas

Paid ad omertàs, hashtag mafiosas

Meta-tagged, ultra-blagged, copywritten hustlas

Want to find out if you’ve got penile cancer?

Here’s ten ads for “natural” Viagra

SEO is dead, Lord, SEO is dead

It was looking the other way when they put a cap in its head