[ChuckNorris89]

>I’ve got a pair of ravens that drop by on occasion to watch television

Damn, you're making me fee lonelier. Can't get any human friends while mfs on HN already have raven friends.

[Filligree]

Befriending ravens is fairly easy, to be fair. Don’t wait! Befriend a raven!

[cutemonster]

How do you do it? Giving them ... cookies and tree branches?

[kirubakaran]

It’s all about finding common ground. Skip a few meals. That’ll make you more ravenous.

[yareally]

There was a discussion about that on hn recently. It was really about crows, but ravens are close cousins.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34139048

[Filligree]

https://birdwatchingpro.com/how-to-attract-ravens/

[pjot]

They’re keen to peanuts apparently!