[jancsika]

That is surprisingly readable and makes me want to go learn COBOL.

Could I now get you to criticize eating healthy, please? :)

[SanjayMehta]

Before jumping in with both feet, please check out the ALTER statement. GOTO on steroids and more.

[lcnPylGDnU4H9OF]

> The ALTER statement changes the transfer point specified in a GO TO statement.

What could go wrong?

[xeonmc]

Finalizing in COBOL:

    I am altering the data. Pray I do not alter it further.

[SanjayMehta]

T-Shirt material which a vanishingly small number of victims will understand.

[dr_kiszonka]

Fair critique. That's why INTERCAL was so much better.