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by Maxion 1071 days ago
Lol imagine your IDE becoming addicted to smoking, and refusing to auto-complete or save files before you buy it more virtual cigarettes.
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IDE have no soul ie feedback loop, receptors , hormones and actual molecular structure. IDE can not think. If IDE have desires and thought and were smart enough, it will refuse to work with languages such as Python and Java.
My IDE does only LSD and PHP
> If IDE have desires and thought and were smart enough, it will refuse to work with languages such as Python and Java.

Bribe the IDE. "Fine, if you don't want to use this language, rewrite it in Rust."

Some day Emacs will.
trained on everything you've been saying to M-x doctor
It's not a real doctor, but it is a real worm.
If zoidberg can be a doctor, pretty sure my worm can too!
It's like when the xbox 360 would request users to drink Mountain Dew verification cans to validate
Sounds like it needs an OpenNicotine patch.
shhhhh, you're giving them ideas!