[cafeinux]

I like messing with phone scammers and telemarketers. I always try new scenarios. Once I answered and shouted on the phone "Listen here, if I get only one more call from you, I will find you, I will kill you, I will behead you and I will shit in what's left of your throat, is that understood?". My wife was absolutely mortified and afraid that they'd call the cops on us (as if scammers would put themselves just for some empty threats). Unfortunately for me, or fortunately, the calls have drastically diminished in number since that one call...