[peteradio]

The analogy would be an optimist who successfully falls two times due to extreme luck, like falling on a passing pillow truck and then goes for a third try.

[mcpackieh]

A man who jumps onto a pile of bubble wrap, but each time he does this a few more of the bubbles pop.

(The submarine got weaker each time they used it.)

[peteradio]

This is good.

[ThatPlayer]

There was that guy who used to demonstrate glass windows as unbreakable by running into it. Until the window popped out of the frame.

[peteradio]

IIIIIiiii wasssss stiillllll riiiiiiiiiighttttt........