[FloatArtifact]

With your future prospects, where do you see yourself in 5 years?

[garciasn]

Writing advanced Excel macros to power PowerPoint presentations.

Duh.

[eklitzke]

With a bit of luck he could get an internship on an SRE team supporting ads data pipelines at Google.

[nerpderp82]

Dual PhDs from Tom7 and James Mickens.

[DrThunder]

Staring at a screen for 40+ hours a week realizing everything digital is essentially worthless. I'm sure he'll make good money though.

[throwawaylinux]

> worthless

> money

There appears to be some fundamental misunderstanding here.

[DrThunder]

Not really, unless you're a complete dunce. Money can be obtained in various ways that don't require soul sucking work of letting your life slip away in computer chair staring at screens. Anyone with a decently average emotional IQ knows this.