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Thank you. I immediately knew she was bluffing, but since I had politely asked permission, I also had to politely obey their bullshit policy.

And in the same encounter, the attending physician said I should try to measure my blood pressure 5 times per day. I was a little shocked at that, too, and when I told my PCP, he calmly informed me that that attending physician was also largely composed of bovine manure, and once a day is a perfectly good cadence for monitoring blood pressure.

Needless to say, I haven't returned to that urgent care facility.