[Tade0]

I've split tickets into smaller chunks because the number of tickets closed was my KPI at the time.

It's dumb and current me would just say that out loud and not participate in this circus.

[mikrotikker]

Reminds me of those explorers who paid the natives for every dinosaur bone they turned in, only to be horrified when they realized the natives were breaking the bones into as many pieces as possible to collect as much currency as possible.