[phillmv]

Well… someone should!

I'm frankly really tired of operating on cargo cult programming when it comes to my server packages. They're totally opaque to me, since they're huge pieces of software.

Is MongoDB fast? What about Riak or Couch or whatever? What does "fast" mean?

I want charts, damnit, and comparison tables with feature matrices and stuff that can used toe evaluate and, hell, I want you to put up vagrant images so I can run these tests myself.