[bob1029]

> Even if you don't have my company's half-decade worth of example devops, you can do something easier,

If you are open to it, try configuring an azure function app to use GitHub in the deployment center. I heard actual gasps from certain team members when they saw it automatically push the GH action workflow file into master and kick off the job without any additional bullshit beyond the GH authentication ceremony and org/repo/branch selection.