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This is honestly really sad.

I really don't understand the constant desire for a sterile, chain-store esque experience across the board. Why can't life be full of small flaws and things that make experiences unique? Why must everything regress to the lowest common denominator?

This is so extremely destructive to everything we hold dear for a cheaply earned profit margin.

I hate how the culture of corporate cost cutting and profit maximization has destroyed any space where people can just exist. Everyone is worse off for it and this is a shining example.

Edit: thank god its satire but my discontent still stands.

Why does every bowling alley need to be owned by bowlero? One bad experience everywhere. Coool.