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by jqpabc123 1100 days ago
I buy it with my credit card with my name on it at an Apple Store.

Good. So now we know how you willingly "surrender your identity" to Apple for tracking purposes.

You do realize not everyone does this? You can buy an iPhone at Walmart --- using cash if you prefer.

I'm a nobody.

Really? Just a guess but "ulfw" is not your real name is it?

Imagine that --- even though you try to deny it in order to defend Daddy Apple, it turns out that you're an "important spy guy" too --- just like me.

But Apple knows exactly who you are and where you are right now, where you live, work, shop, eat, play, travel, who you spend time with, where you post anonymous comments and how much you earn and spend.

Apple probably knows you better than Mrs. ulfw. Speaking of which, they probably have photos of the two of you, maybe even audio of you doing the nasty. Hopefully you're not fooling around on Mrs. ulfw or hiding money from her. You know she can subpoena your Apple data file for the divorce proceedings.

I'm sure Apple will send you a "thank you" for surrendering and allowing them to make a few extra bucks each month subverting your worthless privacy. They really need the extra cash.

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You really got issues with paranoia mate. For your own sake, please get help. You'll live a much happier life when you do.
It's not paranoia when it's true ... mate.

And the fact that you either don't know or choose to ignore it doesn't make it any less so.

https://www.unbundledlegalhelp.com/blog/can-divorce-lawyers-...