[yootyootr]

For those clicking in expecting "Neo's protein porridge," "Morpheus Meatballs," and "Trinity's Tripe," you are going to be disappointed in that this is neither a delicious pop-culture recipe book, nor does it relate to hit Wachowski trilogy "The Matrix."

[bee_rider]

Neo : What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge ZERO PIVOTS?

Morpheus : No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, YOU’LL HAVE AN SPD MATRIX.

[kemiller2002]

In the Wachowskis' defense on that one, it would be a really short cookbook.

Oatmeal: tastes like chicken.

done.

[mxuribe]

Don't try to "taste" nor try to identify the "taste" of the oatmeal...Because, there is no oatmeal.

[defulmere]

> Oatmeal: tastes like chicken.

Surely you mean tuna.

[purpleflame1257]

I actually came in hoping for the chat protocol >_>

[euniceee3]

Same

[keiferski]

"It's a single-celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins and minerals. Everything the body needs."

[tjpnz]

It doesn't have everything the body needs.

[TeMPOraL]

Unlike Gatorade, which has electrolytes.

[cratermoon]

I was at least hoping for a cookie recipe.

[__void]

yes I was a little disappointed, ngl

a post-apocalyptic recipe book would be really interesting (canned cultivated meat, mycotissues, texturised hydroponic soya and boiled grains, yummm)

[giardini]

__void says: "a post-apocalyptic recipe book...":

That would be "To Serve Man":

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Serve_Man

You can view that "Twilight Zone" episode at:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJjvg-Gq1LE