[Sohcahtoa82]

Windows 95. "This program has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down"

"WTF AM I GOING TO JAIL?"

[cjs_ac]

This was my grandmother's reaction. She turned the computer off, closed the curtains, turned the lights off, and waited for the police to show up.

She also used to cheat at jigsaw puzzles by gnawing at the pieces so they would fit.

[paulddraper]

That was an unexpected turn.