This isn't a sarcastic remark: I think a lot of human activity can be explained this way.
Laptop stolen? What was on it? "zOMG, We Don't KNOW!?!!!1" Was it encrypted? Yes Was the lid closed? Yes Order another laptop and move along.
Laptop stolen? What was on it? "zOMG, We Don't KNOW!?!!!1" Was it encrypted? Yes Was the lid closed? Yes Order another laptop and move along.