[jstarfish]

> What's odd is my parents never read it as they were illiterate.

Not odd. If they're anything like my family, they would have bought it hoping it would help you escape the same fate.

> Younger but very similar. Read A to S. I started T and went to college.

The animal kingdom has long suffered from overfamiliarity with aardvarks and the existential denial of zebras ;)