[titzer]

They'd make their containers out of pickled baby faces, set up their factory next to a nuclear waste disposal site, and whip children who nod off during their 18 hour shifts if it saved one goddamn cent per bottle.

[colpabar]

And we'd all keep drinking coke products as long as they express the correct opinions and put flags on their pfps when appropriate on twitter.

[berniedurfee]

Really they just need to keep it cheap.