[anamexis]

That's not a meaningful definition of a hash function, then.

    def hash(val):
        return 0

[jagged-chisel]

Yes, this is a hash function. Whether it’s “useful” or “good” is the purview of the architect.

Tangential edit: https://xkcd.com/221/

[pcthrowaway]

The best thing about that one is that it seeds the panel with a random number every time you refresh

[throwmeaway1212]

That has a pretty uniform distribution..