[earthbee]

They solved aircraft safety back in the 50s, but big parachute is keeping the research suppressed so they can sell more parachutes.

[kenniskrag]

I always wear a parachute during paragliding :)

[wkat4242]

Found DB Cooper!

[kenniskrag]

I'm younger than the years he is hiding :)

[_yb2s]

You expect us to believe that?

[kenniskrag]

Is there an algorithm to convince you?

[arghwhat]

As a paraplegic paramedic studying the paranormal in parallel

[LorenPechtel]

Nah, it's Big Atmosphere.

You can survive the landing. On Titan or Venus. (Surviving the environment is another matter...)