[ineedasername]

Yeah especially for the superfan who just wanted to break the release date embargo to play the game. He got the game so that's it, mission accomplished. But he had no escape plan. And it's Amazon, he could probably have gotten himself fired by taking 4 or 5 bathroom breaks in a single shift.

[whinenot]

Oh, come on! They aren't that quick to fire. Of course you first get a Performance Improvement Plan that specifies you are not allowed to use the toilet outside of your manager assigned breaks for the next 365 days and are given a handy plastic bottle to help with compliance. They can't possibly be THAT cruel.

/s

Also they're hiring at the nearby warehouse if anyone's interested!

[mywittyname]

"What do y'all think about this union idea?"

[ipaddr]

Hard to unionize when the average employment length is 30 days