[tikwidd]

After training my physics simulator on thousands of hours of video footage of trees moving in the wind, arborists tell me the trees are much more realistic (they are getting worried that I might put them out of business). But the physicists are still not satisfied. How many more videos do I need to generate the laws of motion?

[bigyikes]

Throw in the videos from the rest of the internet, and you might actually do it…

[bongobingo1]

> The simulations incredible, but I have to ask, why do the trees all have breasts?