[PietdeVries]

Right!?! NSFW features like the Oral-B brush has, where you can order a special brush that helps you relieve certain stress in the bedroom. With the modified Sonicare firmware, the brush won't stop after 2 minutes but keeps "brushing" until, well, you're 'done'...

[gwbas1c]

Reminds me of the time I bought a lamp plug-in dimmer on Amazon, and I noticed that my "personal massager" was one of the "frequently bought with" items.

My wife and I had a lot of fun that night! Turns out the "personal massagers" work a lot better that way.

[whiddershins]

Wait, personal massagers are generally battery operated. How does this work with a plug in lamp dimmer.

[gwbas1c]

Because it plugs in to a wall outlet.

[mrelectric]

The Orginal Magic Wand™

[dimensi0nal]

At full speed they overheat after 20 minutes or so.