[salawat]

Everyone knows the real originator of the Dark Forest theory was Chet, more specifically his cat.

(For those who haven't read Xtreme Programming, Chet would stumble into meetings that had degenerated into unproductive fingerpointing, and exclaim "Woops! My fault. WTF are we gonna do to fix it?", Even if he had nothing to do with it

Everything. Bad. Is. Chet's. Fault.

Also, anything good, is solely the work of Chet's cat.

Embracing this truth has greatly simplified my life.

If Chet did not, in fact, have a cat, then I must have fallen into another alternate universe again. Replace the animal in question with whatever you deem most appropriate.