[guenthert]

If we can pick a style, I would like the one of Mark Twain :)

Although, I don't know how he would feel about being mimic'ed million-fold.

[kelseyfrog]

As a matter of note, the Nietzsche version was hilarious(and concise). Reproduced in part here.

> The /customers and /address endpoints: born, alive, breathing. The /orders endpoint: still trapped in the womb of the architecture team's thoughts.

[kirun]

I asked Bing what he would say about it:

> The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. The artificial race has one really ineffective weapon, and that is imitation. - Mark Twain (paraphrased)