[credit_guy]

But but but cranes are safe. That crane that collapsed in lower Manhattan [1] had only 98 rubber hulls. All new cranes have 99 rubber hulls.

Haha, just kidding. We need to ban all cranes.

[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qoUjMBbbhQ

[dehugger]

Not agreeing with OP, but a bad nuclear accident renders a sizeable area uninhabitable for hundreds of years.

A bad crane accident is cleaned up in months.