[underratedbug]

> I'm just irritated that there was a secret definition to "carmelize onions" that nobody clued me in to.

Many words will have definitions you don’t know — sometimes literally the opposite of their “proper” definitions!

It’s not a secret, it’s just a thing you didn’t know yet. So don’t be too mad, now you know.

[JohnFen]

Well, I'm not actually angry at all. Just mildly irritated. I wrote far more words here on this topic than it really deserved.